January 2011
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fucking phone... synced all these fucking contacts...
and now i can’t remember how to UN-sync them.
BELLY!
Y U NO SHUT THE FUCK UP!?
don’t worry bb… momma’s gonna feed ya
yes she will…
momma loves her boodah bebeh…
yes she does~
December 2010
NEW YEAR RESOLUTION:
fuckyeahinsanitywolf:
sophine:
fuckyeahinsanitywolf:
RAPE MORE BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BOOTY
BITCHES
instant unfollow to you
things i still need to do before my guests...
shower
wash hair nevermind, no time…
bake a cake
tidy the basement a little
AIR OUT THE FUCKIN HOUSE SINCE MY YARDIE FAMILY DECIDED TO MAKE FUCKIN GOAT SOUP… sometimes i hate jamaicans…
get my nachos ready
make the dip
chill the drinks
get ice
… so why am i here?
because, like my kat, i don’t like getting wet.
i’d rather stay naked in bed…...
Anonymous asked: Wishing you a great 2011. Plus I think you're really cute with all that curly hair.
Anonymous asked: Wishing you a great 2011. Plus I think you're really cute with all that curly hair.
that stupid chicken wing song is stuck in my head...
i dun wanna go to the mall alone...
it’s gon’ eat me a-live…
i turned my tumblr into a playlist of sorts... →
Back in my day music piracy consisted of a radio,...
fatshopaholic:
xtinathegreat:
suigenerisnyc:
this
it’s amazing how anyone like 24 and older, starts a lot of sentences like this now. like BACK IN MY DAY, THE INTERNET CAME IN THE FORM OF A DISK FROM AOL IN THE MAIL FOR 50 FREE HOURS. YOU KIDS TODAY ARE SPOILED AND SHIT.
damn, we’re old.
I remember going to walmart (which I no longer shop at cause they’re the devil) in grammar school,...
keisha, go to bed...
hboogie:
deenie-k:
all the gif’s i wanted to use wouldn’t work.
……………………………..out of all gifs, tho.
that’s my “when talking to keke” gif…
and i thought i had a “deal with it” gif… but i don’t…
so have some “crazy black man workin’ it hard to some flying lotus”
keisha, go to bed...
all the gif’s i wanted to use wouldn’t work.
so i need to get up early and return my damn...
bullshit fuckery assmunching piece of cuntswaddle decided to just… stop… working. had the fucker for a day, dude!
i need to get up early, so i might just skip my nightly doodle and hit the hay.
but before i go… my sister was telling me about this “whacky” drinking game she and her friends played the other night… it’s called Questions.
how to play: ask...
i hate when i start ranting and then mid-rant lose...
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Genocide & Juice: So, today I decided NOT to... →
abhor:
I was at a 4-way stop by a shopping plaza, right…
I get to the stop sign first, if you know how to drive, that means I have the goddamn right-of-way.
This ass nugget decides to run his stop sign.
Being fully aware of my surroundings, I pumped my breaks hard.
Son….
THIS MUTHAFUCKA HAD THE AUDACITY TO FLIP ME OFF.
So what did Mama Gelz do?
I slammed my hand against my horn while...
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Shiny legendary trio giveaway announced for...
fyeahpkmnblackandwhite:
Shiny Raikou, Entei, and Suicune will also be available at GameStop stores in Canada. Once again, you can transfer the three legendary beasts to Pokemon Black & White versions for a chance to battle and capture Zoroark. The dates are as follows:
Raikou - January 3 - 9
Entei - January 17 - 23
Suicune - January 31 - February 6
Click here to see the dates for the USA...
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i wish i could wear hats
too much fucking hair…
... are you fucking serious? my impatient ass...
sonic-the-harajuku replied to your post: OOOOOOOOH!
.oh my gosh i ordered something from kazbah like two weeks ago and just now got the shit on monday…ugh slowest shipping ever from them.
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do not want to leave my house
do not want to go to that place that shan’t be named…
sometimes when i want to feel classy, i walk...
hboogie:
… bitch i told you that in full confidence that you’d not go spreadin’ it like yo’ damn legs…
OOOOOOOOH!
because it’s from the KAZBAH shop, they’re being shipped still!
my shirt was shipped on the 27th, these on the 28th… or something like that
… so i won’t get them til like… january?
iunno.
and according to the UPS site, they’ve been delayed? iunno…
srsly… i need some good news right now…
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FUCK THIS SHIT
im gone.
incredibly pissed off right now
i get a new phone and it’s even more annoying than my shitty little slider…
ive been awake for over an hour now and i’m waiting on a package i missed yesterday
some of my cheesecakes didn’t turn out right
i need to get out of bed……….
and i’ve work today.
my hair looks fried
i need a pedicure
there’s a bump-thing on my arm that’s...
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
cori-elle:
pieceofperry:
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
that pic of Kat! LMFAO!
how the fuck did i pass psychology? i was always falling asleep while writing…
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for future reference... 2 1/2lbs of cream cheese...
that’s a lot of fucking cream cheese…
i fear i might eat this cheesecake before friday...
natnat14:
deenie-k:
natnat14:
deenie-k:
stop looking/thinking about it
… it’s not even done yet.
distracting myself with laundry and semi-pornographic photographs… and my new phone…
well either way keep distracting yourself
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